Merry Merry Christmas '09

My parents always have the weirdest conversations
Don't ask me why..


Seen some of Kai's new comics
He is truely art beyond god-like
compared to my kiddy sketches
Stay tuned to find out if he won
Japan's Kodansha International Manga Competition


I know a lot of you horny bastards
were humping like rabbits yesterday
I don't know since when
Christmas has became a sex festival
Kumar says "Go get laid!"
MING says "Always use a condom!"


Everytime I vacuum my room
I get a surprise.. Its like Easter!


If you could fight somebody
who would you fight?

MERRY XMAS TO ALL

Everytime I open a new packet of cigarette
I secretly wish there were a golden ticket inside
that will bring me to the Chocolate Factory...


Many of you may not have realised
after the imposition of $500 littering fine
We have lost the greatest comedy of
strangers slipping on a banana skins in public
R.I.P.


Geek Talk
You can really tell a man's character
by watching him play DotA
Is he the kind who hides in base and wait for gold to regen?
Is he the kind who will fight even when under-level?
Is he the kind who will leave the game when he knows he may lose?
Is he the kind who will wait patiently for a chance to slaughter?
Is he the kind who will sacrifice himself for his team?
Its not just a game.

Early December 2009

Writing to the Santa Claus at the Mall


D.I.Y. Christmas Gifts


I learnt that we DO NOT
use UHU Glue to wrap presents


In some situations in life,
you can't choose either
手心是肉，手背也是肉

But if I were to choose now,
take my right hand..


Maybe I'm too sensitive/observant to life
or perhaps I think too much
When the two chess pieces in my life appears
for no apparent reason,
someone up there is trying to fix me up


Jonapong says, "Lets have some Mac"

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Ok.. I know this comic/cartoon is pretty sloppy
Come on, its my birthday! I'm heading out soon.
Here's the story:

My friend got conned by her classmate.
The con-woman claimed that her friend lost her visa and passport
in Hong Kong and needed $120/- urgently to replace her documents.
After lending her the money, the con-woman disappeared.
A police report was lodged, but till today - no news yet!


So people, please be careful.
Crooks don't always look like Scarface.
He/she could look like a sexy/naked/nude
Alodia Gosiengfiao or Megan Fox.

With bad econmy comes greedy people.
So everyone please be cautious,
especially when lending out
your parent's hard-earned money!
Last but not least, also - SEX FIEND
There are too many on the prowl
I can intro you a few if you want to get conned for sex.

Ok, Happy Birthday to me.
Have a good day, everyone!

Read more distasteful comics:
http://mingon2811.blogspot.com/

SPECIAL THANKS

By: Huey An


By: Cropcircle Chua

Thank you all
for your well-wishes! =)

Birthday Eve [29-Nov-2009]

Today I saw myself of the past
I din say "hi"
cos I know I can't and I'm not going back for sure..


Today I stared at the sky
and made sure
there is no way it can fall down..


Went to a friend's place some time ago..
By golly, Johnny Depp sure look like Jesus Christ.
Ya know, the locks and the facial hair..


My friend took revenge the next time
he came over to my house.


Visited a Malay friend
and we thought by following the arrow on the ceiling
We could see some sexy babes changing or something..

.. Disappointed

MING on 2811

I went back to reservice
and they gave me an SCDF rescue helmet
I have absolutely no use for it in normal life
so it just takes up space in my room =_="
Maybe if I wear it when I play DotA
I can become more pro? Maybe..


I hate the rain so much
that I need to carry an umbrella indoor..
And they say you'll see ghosts if
you stand under an opened umbrella indoor..
O_o


I moved my Plastic Christmas Tree nearer to the window
so that it can grow better..


Today I earned a few hundred dollars..
Whenever I hold money in my hand,
it reminds me of my past savings,
which I saved up for Equinox dinner
couple of years ago,
I ended up buying drugs with the money.

Money can't buy you happiness..
You know what?
Its not even tasty!


Today a very cute cat pounced on my leg
and clinged on to me
as I dragged it across the void deck.
It looks like its having a lot of fun..
WEIRD CAT!

See his photos at:
http://mydemoninyou.blogspot.com/2009/11/approaching-2811.html