Towards July in Brisbane..

There's this friendly CityCat ferryman, Anakin
I would ask him every week if the ferry goes to Sydney


I discovered the Genie's secret to his perfect body
when I bumped into him in the gym the other day...
He drinks GNC's Testostro Grow Ultimate Nutrition ($119.95)


I dun understand why women kick such a big fuss
about guys staring at their boobs
I can easily name 10 girls who stare at guys' groin
Come on.. take it easy!
Human are just more sophisticated beasts.


I vaguely remember a childhood game
that is the exact duplicate of "Johnny Johnny Woosh"
except we say "妈妈叫我不要脱底裤"
(means: My mother told me not to take off my underwear)


I carry body sprays everywhere I go
and keep 3 different types of air freshners in my room
One of which I rarely use because
it smells like a typical toilet air freshner
and it kinda simulates defecation


I used to hear strange noises
thinking that my house is haunted
Ya know, I'm a very impressionable teen
especially when movies like Godzilla is part of our culture


I recently got to know that you can pay for your assignments to be done
by specialists whom the Chinese people call "枪手" (Snipers)
However, their services are very costly
Now the mystery is solved about how these people
who cannot even comprehend the lecturer, can ace their assignments


With the increasing trend to healthy lifestyle and organic products
Here's a business idea - Delicious Nail Clippings for Strong Bones
or Organic Toilet Paper for Extra Fibre in Diets


For those who still do not know that I do radio shows
You may tune in to my show every Sunday
8pm (Singapore) 10pm (Brisbane)
Radio4EB FM98.1
Stream live at http://4eb.org.au/listen/

FIN!

BATTLE OUT!

June = Winter 2010

Congrats to Alness + Lynnie
for their latest addition to the happy family! =)
LCP Tay is hereby promoted to CPT of the Household


I felt something missing this morning
when I went to pang-sai (take a dump)
Ivy wasn't washing her clothes in the toilet
so there's no excuse for me to rant
in response to her "give me 5 min, slow poke!"
Ivy moved out 2 days ago...


"Now son, that you're enlisting, I forbid you from wearing your floral dresses!"
Enjoy your two years of conscription, Jonathan Chan.
You will be missed.


Two alternate ways to study 2007PPP Legal Issues for Managers
1. Watch Wall Street (1987) featuring Charlie Sheen
2. Watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) featuring Cain, Nero, Judas, Iscariot, Legion, Belial and Lucifer


Watching movie with Oyama-san is quite an experience
She seemed to be able to put herself in the pain of injured characters
Also, all the "痛い" ("Itai") makes me feel that i'm watching Japanese AV at the same time


I have one month left to investigate
my theory of a werewolf (lycanthrope) living in my house

Comic Updates from Brisbane

Pardon me for the bad drawings
(not that it was any good)
the weather has been quite harsh in Brisbane
and I have frozen fingers

Enjoy! =)


My Burmese classmate is a huge fan of Sentosa's Songs of the Sea
He's often found singing "Singaura Oh Singapura"


We went to Ajisen Ramen after uni
and shared some ghosts stories
Amanuma had some first-hand experience in Australia


Spent an enjoyable day at DAYBORO RODEO
Why are lifestocks so smelly?


Have you ever wondered if we were all living under a
ginormous air-conditioning system?


I think I make a good 5th member
in the Big Bang Theory geek crew
And I get to steal Penny from Leonard.
They need an Asian dude..


An Aboriginal woman got physical with our fellow Singaporean
a week ago, she was scared shitless.
Yes, it was just across the road from the Police Station.

If I can recall whoever told me Brisbane is safe,
that person is going to get a punch in the nose from me.
Or maybe in the nuts.. whichever hurts more!

APRIL BRISBANE 2010

A lot of girls failed to realise that
guys remember their boob size the previous time we saw it
and have long learnt the technology of miracle bras
Girls need to be more consistent!


Buddha says,
"You're invited to my birthday party this Sunday at South Bank.
You may bring a plus one!"


Brisbane Best Breakfast Restaurant, Gunshop Cafe
has all these huge bust starring at you..
And I have these phobia for manequins


I believe that Ibis are
reincarnation of balding old men


I think there's a secret CCTV in my room
My housemate Ivy always know when I'm studying
and will bring me some tasty soup or thai food.
Also kelly always know when I'm playing Social City on Facebook..


Went to Sono Japanese Restaurant with Zin and Amanuma
We were so overwhelmed by their Japanese waitresses..


My new housemate, Scott is an engineer...


He watches television in the dark at volume zero
I think he wants to learn lip-reading or
had inspired to be a mime artist since young


Tipsy Aussies like to sneak up and "BOO!" you
very often lie on the tarmac road, pee on your car etc
I believe I have a very bad and different sense of humour.
My Aussie housemate explained its call the Queensland Down Syndrome


I was denied entry when I wanted to poop
by our house cleaner
I think he makes a good goal keeper..

BRISBANE UPDATE

Everything here is so big and huge
you'll definitely need a wide-angle lens camera
Fortunate for me, my 17-40mm f/4L never fails me


There's a culture of thanking the bus driver here
I cannot imagine whats gonna happen if you thank
your Singapore SBS bus driver
(speech reads: shut up! get off the bus already)


I saw a Japanese guy on the bus today
wearing a Nin-Buta t-shirt
You know? Ninja Pig?
I thought it was pretty funny.
Oh yes.. I can read, understand but by choose do not speak Japanese


Would love to see this in our annual parliament talks.


There are No Smoking signs everywhere
but ash trays and smokers beside everyone of them
Ya know what? This is a FREE CITY!
And I'm lovin' it!


I dunno if its the same for everyone
As an international student here..
I calculate even the slightest bit of cost-satisfaction ratio.

Final Update - Singapore

This will be my final update
before I leave Singapore..


Some things I will miss besides the food.. The kopitiam slangs
(reads: Fishing, Clementi, How's Everyone Doing, Play Soccer)
These actually means
Fishing - Tea
Clementi (a place in Singapore) - Ice Lemon Tea
How's Everyone Doing - Horlicks
Play Soccer - Milo


Ok.. This is evil.
Anyways I hope everyone eat less meat
more vegetables, poop more!


I've been eating so much lately
I think I'll become too fat
to fit into my comic boxes


I was standing in the queue for some
McDonalds' Prosperity New Year Burger
when this guy ordered a "million" fries.
Lets see, a packet of large fries has about 60 pieces inside..
Do the mathematics!


小白花 随风飘舞 游天涯
(words by Hui Foon)



Goodbye Singapore!
FIN